The Csek Is In The Mail . ... Well, it was. Now it has arrived. .
Leo-J: "Hello. This is Leo-J reporting for station K.R.U.D. The Name 'em and win!!! contest prize has arrived and the local community is eager to see it."
Leo-J: "It appears a crew is already out to open the box."
Mars Mission Dude: "I heard there's a check in the package. I wonder how much?"
Power Miners Dude: "It's a Csek, Bubba. Not a check."
Leo-J: "Oh, a police officer has arrived on the scene. Let's go ask some questions."
Voice from walkie-talkie: "What's the status of the box, over?"
Police Officer: "I just got here, Twiki. Bidi-bidi-bidi-bidi."
Leo-J: "Hello ... Hey, it's Kelso... dressed as a police officer? ... Nice silver highlights ..."
Officer Kelso: "Don't blow my cover Kojak or I'll have my invisible hand [let your dirty mind wander here] ..."
A ticked off power miner hard at work. He looks uneasy, perhaps violated.
It appears the box is now completely open. Kelso's rambling about something called a Rusty Ferret.
Leo-J: "Quick job there. Any comment about the package?"
Power Miners Dude: "Which one of you extended the invisible hand?"
Leo-J: "They're about to remove the prize from the box. What do we expect from this package?"
Officer Kelso: "You keep saying 'package', ahahaha ... ha ...!" [Notice right hand reaching for ... nevermind ... ]
Crew removing wrapper.
First sight of the Csek.
The rest of the vignette.
A few moments later...
Leo-J: "It appears the vignette is now set up. Let's move to the front."
Officer Kelso: "You like it that way, too?"
Leo-J: "Wow, that looks spectacular!"
Officer Kelso: "That's what they also say about the Rusty Ferret."
Leo-J: "Nice haircut! (note to self: must grow hair)"
Leo-J: "Hello Mr. Csek, May I ..."
Csek: "Grvsk Zkargk#@$%! (translation -"Scram!")"
Voice from far left: "Please clear the area! This is a crime scene! Officer coming through!"
Leo-J:" OMG! It's Chip Philson. Cool shades! Did you just dye your hair?"
Chip Philson: "Shhh. It's my undercover look. I'm gonna steal that Csek."
Power Miners Dude: "Is that Poncherello?"
Green Artic Dude: "No, that's TJ Hooker."
Construction Dude: "Ahem, he's the lead singer of the Village People... although he seems a little pale..."
Stormtrooper: "He's the stripper with the red thong at Heather's birthday bash!!!"
Everybody: "Oh... How'd you know?!?!"
Chip Philson: "With this x-ray vision glasses, I can spot an invisi... them boys' ferr... ak!"
Officer Kelso: "What's that crackling sound?!?"
Csek breaking off...
Leo-J: "Well, that was exciting. Any last words?"
Officer Kelso: "Can we do the Macho Man?"
Strike a pose!
Green Arctic Dude: "One more and we got the Village People."
Stormtrooper: "Err, we got the wrong personnel, King of Pop."
UPDATE (05/21/2009): Earlier, I posted a photo of Mondaynoodle's "coveted autograph". However, we really do not know who snoops around in the 'internets' (as Dubya would say). So I decided to remove it for obvious security reasons.