Chapter 1: The Letter . The beginning of Lego Vs. Megabloks Episode 1. . Sig-Ryan: King! The Megabloks sent us a letter! King: I can't read it. It looks as if a 4 year old scribbled it, you have a little brother who sucks at writing, so maybe you can translate it. Sig-Ryan: Yeah, OK. It says, Dear Legos, Come over to my... wait, is that an A, or is it just a scribble? OK, continue reading...castle, I have a cool suprise for you. And if you don't, my army will ransack your castle. From Stoopid.
King: I don't want those disgusting hunks made of cruddy material in MY kingdom. Just go over there and teach those idiotic Megabloks a lesson! Sig-Ryan: Can do, King!
Sig-Ryan: Across the Legoblok Bridge. Shark: Be careful on the Megablok half. It could snap at any given moment
General Nerd: Come in, come in.
Shark: What weaklings! Sig-Ryan: And easy kills too!
Archer: General Nerd down! Sig-Ryan: Nice shooting, Archer!
Sig-Ryan: Eek! That cheaply made spear almost got me! I sure am glad I'm made of really sturdy and durable plastic!
Archer: Three Nerdork spear throwers down! Sig-Ryan: Thanks! I was really getting tired of these poorly thrown sticks of cheap plastic being thrown at me.
Shark: I guess the Megabloks were smart to surrender, eh Sig-Ryan? Sig-Ryan: Yeah, Shark, just one look at us Legos and their dead brethren, and they all just wet themsevles and surrendered!
Knights: Ahhhh... The perfect campfire.
Stoopid: (clap clap clap) Well done, Sig-Ryan, but now it's time for you to...
Sig-Ryan: Another day another battle, and no Legos killed in the process. Good work men. I hope there's still some mutton left over from last night.
Twitch...To be continued...