Death Star Demotion . Oh, noes! Vader working a day job? Heaven forbid! . Just a little something I threw together......
After the duel on cloud city, the Emperor decided that Vader didn't do such a good job, so he decided to give him a temporary demotion to the position of "Receptionist", where his job is to give everybody a big warm welcome to the Death Star II! Yes, a receptionist. The Death Star II had become a bit of a tourist trap, famed for it's spectacular firework shows. (If you know what I mean...)
"Solitare, solitare, solitare. I always play solitare! I need something new....."
"Minesweeper, minesweeper, minesweeper....."
"Greetings, insignificant one."
"I was just wondering.....Weren't you smaller in the movies?"
"Affirmative. Telivision makes everyone look skinnier. Especially for you, as I can see.
"Uh, Vader? Could you hand me my binoculars?
"Get 'em yourself! I have to do three thousand force-assisted push-ups!
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(Yes, I know the jokes in this post were kinda corny, but it was all I had to work with.)