Sig Master Shifu Figgy . "Who dat hidin' behind da elephant's rear?" . Emerging from the deep recess of the Elephant Butte, propelled by a gaseous eruption of "stegomastodonic" proportions, is a Sig Figgy that oozes .... eeeeewwww!... BTW, did you know Stegomastodon is Greek for "roof nippled tooth"? ... Nevermind...
Master Shifu Leo J presents
The Official Sig Master Shifu Figgy
Hey, what's that thing on your back?
Q & A
Where did the name "Master Shifu" come from?
From Po's mentor in the Kung Fu Panda movie.
Any logical alias?
Certainly! It's Masta' Fu' of Shi' , but let's keep that one on the down low. XD
So why the ninja motif?
I was actually thinking of a monk, but then Phippy put a head wrap on Sig Master Shifu Figgy in his Retribution MOC. The rest, they say, is history. Or we could just remove the hood and call it a monk.
And what's with the skillet?!?!
According to the now defunct mymidlifemanifesto.com, Man + Skillet = Good. And one cannot fry a package of bacon on a katana.
What's your affliction, I mean, affiliation? Where do you hone your skills?
At the Innuen Dojo .
Bring it on, Phippy!!! Arrrrrr .... Eh ... Uh, oh...
D'oh! Now, would you pity da Fu'?
Attention: No DUPLOŽ elephant was harmed during this presentation.
So what'dya got, Home Skillet?!?
x54 - Black Minifig, Headgear Ninja Wrap
3626bpx319 - Yellow Minifig, Head Glasses with Green and Silver Sunglasses and Scar Pattern
973px185c01 - Torso Adventurers Orient Striped Collar, Crossbelt, Sash, Knife Pattern / Dark Orange Arms / Yellow Hands
970c00 - Dark Orange Hips and Legs