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The Kiwi Connection: Osa III . In the first three episodes of Leda Kat’s “Leda Wars” there was action, suspense, excitement; in the first two episodes of the Kiwi Connection we have had none of that! Now, prepare yourselves for Osa III, or Part 3 where a plot may actually emerge, although I doubt it very much. **WARNING** Stupid humor and slightly suggestive behavior ahead, read at your own risk! . Mister Bones: “All right you twits, here is the famous Dem Bones Studio Commissary.” Leo J: “Looks like a bar…..sweet!” Hans: “Is that Heath Flor over there with Jane Brickster from that horrible Fright Night series?” Mister Bones: “Yup, he stopped by for a visit last week and never left. That boy can DRINK. His bill is going to be outrageous.” Hans: “You are charging him? Not cool.” Hans: “Good Lord, what the Hell is that?” Mister Bones: “Sculpture of some sort, Spooky Bones picked it out.” Hans: “It makes my eyes bleed!” Mister Bones: “Hmm, I did not know parole officers packed chainsaws.” Leo J: “Look, there’s Dracula with one of those shark dudes from the Atlantia show, maybe they have seen the plot, should I ask?” Mister Bones: “Shut up Leo, let’s go out back where all will be revealed.” Leo J: “HOLY CRAP! When you said revealed, you meant it!” Hans: “Is that Kelso? So the shaved sheep joke is true?” Parole Officer: “This is just gross and I for one have had enough!” Hans: “You know Bones, the backyard is a lot better maintained than your front yard. Oh sweet! Shrooms!” Hans: “Gobble, gobble, smack.” Leo J: “Dude, did you paint spots on that dog?” Mister Bones: “Um, NO! Of course not! He, um…came that way!” Leda Face: “I have you now Bones! There are no drunk monsters to save you this time, well, here comes Heath, so one drunk monster.” Mister Bones: “Oh sweet Hades! Oops, I need to change me knickers!” Heath (slurring): “Oh man, you peed your pants!” Hans: “LEDA FACE? Wow, didn’t see that one coming.” Heath (slurring)“Really? Wow, you are thick, course, you still think the Raiders might make the playoffs, so…” Mister Bones: “You already said Hi once you crazy Kiwi!” Leda Face: “Yes, but now I want to say….” Leda Face: “Do you want to be in the Terrorificante Triangulo Diabolico group with me and rule the MOC Athalon as Psycho and Psycotic?!?” Mister Bones: “Huh? Really? Wait, that’s the plot? Who’s writing this crap?” Kelso: “I’m outta here, this story sucks. Come on Baaaaaabe.” Leo J: “Yeah, seems like a lame way to end this, almost as bad as Leda’s ending in Leda Wars.” Hans: “You have got to be kidding, that’s it?” Heath: “I GOT FREE BOOZE….hic!” Bartender: “Here’s your bill you lush.” Heath (as he faints): “Holy Poopdeck!” Leo J: “Hey look! It’s Phippy!” Chris Phipson: “Well boys and girls, this was a fine example of how NOT to make a comic. Mister Bones, you are under arrest for MOC abuse.” Mister Bones: “What? I didn’t write this caca!” Hans: “Nice outfit Phippy. What does the “A” stand for?” Chris Pipson: “AFOL, of course!” Mister Bones: “You’ll never take me alive copper!” Leda Face: "Take him alive? Isn't Bones dead already?" Leo J: “I expect to hear that Benny Hill music any minute now.” Mister Bones: “Well, that’s it folks! Sorry about the lack of a plot, but we really just wanted to take a few cheap shots at various builders.” Leda Face: “Who started this anyway?” Leo J: “Leda, can you put your make-up back on? You are creeping me out.” Kelso: “I need to talk to Sean about having higher standards for who we let join the pages.” Mister Bones: “I would like to thank Hans “The Chef” Dendaru, Master Shifu Leo “Bacon Boy” J, and Leda “Kiwi’s Rule” Face for putting up with this travesty. I would also like to thank Heath “I’m not as think as you drunk I am” Flor, Mark “Shave dem sheep” Kelso, and Chris “Copper” Phipson for appearing in this comic against their will, I’m sure they will be banning us any moment now. Dem Notes: A new comic may spring from this, hopefully with a real plot, sometime in the near future with Mister Bones showing up and causing mischief to any number of MOC Pages sig figs! Below are some shots of Dem Bones if all nine sets were pieced together and a final shot of the Dem Bones lounge with the house lights up. Now, bring on the MOC Athalon!


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