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Death Star classified files: Lt. Sinclaire . Well, I never dreamed the day I'd ever make a Star Wars MOC, but here it is. I hope you enjoy my sadistic touch ;). . My candidate for "worst job in the universe" goes to this guy. Clearly a sequence of events takes place to fire the Death Star, but someone has to throw the last switch. I am calling that man Lt. Sinclaire. This is his story: Commence firing "Hey Roy, check it out. IM FIRIN MAH LAZER!" *flips switch* "I can't believe I get to fire the Death Star first! I feel like God. Vader ain't got nuthin' on me! WOO!" Wait a sec. Alderaan is completely gone. Like...the planet...the life...everything. "What have I done?" After Lt. Sinclaire realized the implications of his actions, he pulled out his sidearm and shot three officers before being contained. After the lieutenant performed such a great service for the empire, Emperor Palpatine overlooked the incident and had Death Star human resources send the lieutenant to the mental ward on a nearby star destroyer. Medical Droid log: Lt. Jeremy Sinclaire: mental treatment day 1: Patient is completely unresponsive to external stimuli. Screaming is constant. Had to be contained after proceeding to gnaw hand off, presumably the one activating the Death Star firing sequence. Extremely hazardous to self and others. Treatment day 12: Condition seems to have worsened. Attempt to attack medical officer has forced us to restrict all movement and gag patient. Treatment day 19: No improvement. Lobotomy procedure approved. Procedural notes: procedure unremarkable. Success in removing frontal lobe. Case file closed. Status: classified level 4. Medical droid logoff. My round 3, group A entry for "The Mob Rules" contest.


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