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EN - Moc Olympics R1- "Workaholics" . When you picture a workaholic, do you ever think of a cat? . Before I begin, here's a link to the MocOlympics group home page. What you are about to read is a classified message from the Feline Overlord: Few know it, but kitties are the hardest workers in the world . . . Who else can say that they must slave away each and every day licking themselves (only stopping for afternoon naps or dinner)? Who else can say they must be on constant lookout for pesky, idiotic dogs? Who else can say they must rip away at furniture day in and day out, (only to have humans replace it)? And who else can say they must work nonstop to conquer the world? No one but me. Call me a workaholic, if you will. When I was a mere kitten, I realized I was abnormally intelligent, and rather evil as well. I plotted for years to take over the world . . . my scheming put my brainpower to the test, but the hard work paid off. I created the perfect plan . . . The first step was to get rid of my human owners. It was pretty easy. And boy were they tasty. I thought about "taking care of" the dog as well, but I decided to use him to my advantage. Now he is my personal chef. Luckily, he's too much of a pansy to try to escape my domain. I created a pulley system so he could bring me food safely from upstairs right onto the couch. The second step towards world domination was to "remodel" the house. It was almost nightmarish . . . I had to stay awake so much to get it done, I could only sleep ONCE a day! Can you imagine? I trashed most of the things in the house, only keeping what was necessary. The satellite dish is still in tact, and by using it for my evil purposes, I will spread my message of dominance to everyone on the planet. Yes, I figured out how to do that. In a few hours, my pre-recorded message will play on every television in the world! Mwahahaha. All of that was nothing compared to this - my personal spaceship. As soon as Earth is mine to rule, I will move on to Mars. And check it out! My spaceship even lights up (and makes some neat sounds as well)! Well, since I've told you all of this, I might have to kill you. Meh, I'll take care of you later. I'm a bit worn out from all of this preparation, so if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a cat nap. Tonight, the neighborhood. Tomorrow . . . the world! Some commentary that has nothing to do with walls: Honestly I don't know how this idea came to me when I was assigned to the "workaholics" category. I thought of my cat, and how she complains to me about anything she can think of. I guess she sounded like a stressed out person after another long day at work . . . so that's where the cat idea came from. The part about world domination I still can't really explain. Anyway, I hope you found this entertaining, and good luck in the games (if you're participating)!


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