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Use of Unnecessary Force: . Approved. Targets are to be recaptured dead or alive. Preferred alive. Targets do not need to be intact. . After months of chaos and pillaging, the Kranxx twins, Gork and Mork, have been cornered in a 7-11 space station. Upon their discovery, government troops cordoned off the station and have begun deploying the SRAT (Space-borne Assault Team) units through the hangar and major airlocks. In addition to the SRAT units, Hadron Industries technicians were deployed to cut the long range comm stations along the hull of the space station.
Within minutes of the attack, an advance-recon scout discovered the first of the Kranxx twins.
He appeared to be heavily wounded, and was missing a hand.
Feeling secure in his ability to take the wounded alien, the scout moved in quickly.
Little did he know the second Kranxx was lurking in the rafters, armed to the teeth... Or would it be tentacles?
What happens next for this encounter? Will the government operative be able to capture both Kranxx? Is the orange one really wounded? Will the green one pop a cap in our scout? You control the action!
A level or two up, more government troops flow into the station. These two are a just a pair of standard mooks, without any real defining features. Should a main character wander onscreen, they will be about as useful as the flashlight in Halo is for fending off Hunters.
As you can see, the lead trooper is a heavy weapons expert. He clearly missed the class on blast radius and the effects of an enclosed area on an explosion, so he's sporting an RPG. Luckily he has a sidearm, so he won't kill everyone in the corridor immediately.
Engineer: *Sigh* Another day on the job. And still not a single bit of thanks.
Engineer: You usually keep places like this running. Running! Without you, the entire crew would asphyxiate. But no, no one ever says 'Gee Johnson, thanks so much for letting us live!'.
Johnson: Geeze, wouldja look at this thing? It's a piece of crap! I'd be better off whacking it repeatedly with the wrench than trying to shut it down. Maybe I could get away with that...
Johnson: I'd have to start with the satellite dishes. Oh for the love of- One of'em's got a fork for an antenna! Why not just blast the thing with an ion cannon and be done with it?
Johnson: Well, I'd better get to whackin'.
DVD Special Features:
Meet the Cast!
These are all of our government friends! They're here to help you! With extreme prejudice.
These are the filthy criminals who wish to burn your women and rape your churches. They also like kicking puppies.
Space suit! I love this thing.
And finally, a nice big overview of the entire thing. Yes, this is the main pic.
Directors Commentary:
This was a really fun build. I just sat back and let whatever whimsical design features I wanted to put in happen, and just built. I'm sorry the commentary isn't up to par, I haven't fully recovered from my tragic defeat in the MO ;)
Speaking of which, I'd just like to give my opponent, the honorable Stuart Delahay, a big shout out! Best of luck man, you deserved the win!
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