The Five Jedi! . Team Newbrick's entry into the SW MOCathalon category "The Five Jedi". Sorry the pictures aren't up to the Flikr quality, It would have been very tedious uploading all these pics and copying the codes :) Sit back, grab a bottle of blue milk and enjoy! . Those important links:
*Cue Star Wars chase music*
3 Rebel Blockade Runners speed through the war land that is space.
They are in hot pursuit by a huge Imperial Castle 57. Laser blasts fly!
Meanwhile in the Home One briefing room…..
Soldier 1: You want to be aiming it higher!
Soldier 2: No no, you want to be increasing the power! Have you never played Angry Birds before?
Leia: *cough cough*
Commander: Oh didn’t see you there. Heh heh. Let’s begin the meeting.
Commander: We are facing serious attacks from the New Empire.
Commander: Their new war machines are wiping out all our forces. We need a new strategy….
Leia: And that is why I am here. There have been reports of other Jedi in the Universe, and I know where they are.
Soldier 1: MOCpages? That doesn’t sound like a Jedi palace – it sounds like some sort of dump!
Leia: And here are the eight ones whom the force is strong with. We have to choose 5 of them to train.
Soldier 2: Why only train 5 and not all 8 of them?
Leia: Because the MOCathalon category is called “the 5 Jedi”, not “the 8 Jedi”! Silly you.
Leia: Let’s take all of them other than E.K.O., JC and Gypsy.
Commander: But what’s going to happen to them?
Leia: I don’t care, they’ll probably be “taken to the Dark Side “ or something. Heh heh.
In a secret Rebel hide out buried deep in a dune on the sandy planet of Tatooine (not to be confused with Jabba the Hutt’s new tattoo parlour, Tattooine).
Luke: Welcome to Jedi training! I am Luke, this is Leia and Han – we are going to be your tutors.
Luke: OK, first lesson. CommanderFix, do you know what a lightsaber is?
Luke: Good, you’re ready!
*Even loader flaming roar*
Students: (EVEN LOUDER) AHHHHHHH!
Luke: Lucky that was just a dummy Fix, it burnt really well!
Luke: Me and Leia are now going to demonstrate a lightsaber battle.
Leia: Make sure you always do some funky acrobatic moves!
Leia: Always jump up onto really high platforms to build some tension.
Leia: And finally, cross your lighsabers and put your faces really close to eachother. You then shout insults at eachother. Luke, you have a stupid Justin Beiber haircut – there I said it!
Rocky training montage time! (start humming the music)
And so the Jedi (and Han) trained the younglings for 10 whole years.
The force became strong with them and they grew into men. George hoped that he didn’t become an ostrich again, after what happened when he became one of the fantastic 5….
CommanderFix with his Dark Green Lightsaber (sorry, I don’t have a dark green one so we’ll have to make do with light green)!
Ken and his light green lightsaber!
Kazuki (he’s a vampire for no apparent reason) with his light blue lightsaber!
Jag with his twin purple lightdaggers!
And finally….. oh dear. Here’s, um, George the ostrich man with his dark blue lightsaber. At least he’s cooler than his super hero form!
They are, the 5 Jedi!
Fix: Hey, what’s that coming over the hill?
Kazuki: Is it a monster? (cheesy song lyric joke)
Jag: I think you’re the only monster here Kazuki!
George: I think it’s worse than that……
All: DROID ARMY!
Han: Where did the New Empire get Battle Droid plans from?
Leia: Who knows. Let’s just try and defeat them!
*lightsaber and laser blast noises*
Ken: Why can’t we take these guys down? If only I could talk strategies with someone with someone whose fought Battle Droids before……
Jar Jar: Hallo! Meesa defeated Battle Droids by…….
Ken: Not now Jar Jar, I’m trying to think.
Luke: Darth JC?! Darth Gypsy?! Emperor E.K.O.?! The Dark Side of the Force has struck these ones……
*Start humming “Duel of Fates”, occasional adding lightsaber slices and explosions*
The battle began to settle. E.K.O., JC and Gypsy were still standing. George and Gypsy were in a duel.
George made a clever move and got Gypsy to the ground.
George: Don’t try and trick me out of this by saying you’re my father or something……
Gypsy: But George, I AM your farther!
George: NOOOOOOOOOOO, hey wait, I don’t believe you! Prove it!
Gypsy: Remove my helmet, let me see you, with my own eyes.
Gypsy: My, son!
*Cue that emotional music from the end of “the Empire Strikes Back”*
JC: Did you see that E.K.O.! I killed Traitor McOstrich and his stupid son!
E.K.O.: Gooood, gooooood! Lets go home, maybe we could pick up a fried chicken bucket on the way – I’m peckish.
Jag: There’ll be no fried chicken eating whilst I’m still alive!
Jag: Ken! Leia! Han! You’re still alive!
Leia: I think everyone else must have died…..
Luke: Don’t worry guys, I’m still here. I’m the main character so you can’t kill me!
The story then continued, as that was just the first wave of Battle Droids. Everyone died the end.
Joking! No one died! Well, quite a few people died but no one after Jag’s slaughter-session.
Well the death of Jar Jar kind of made up for everything.
The actual end. Thanks for viewing!
Fourth Wall: This was a really enjoyable build! The best part was making the figures, but also the mini ships. I am also quite impressed with my Rebel Briefing Room Ipod Touch holder :D