Moc Olympics Round 2 Infomaniac vs. George G, A house made out of... BRICK! . Moc Olympics Round 2 Infomaniac vs. George G, A house made out of... BRICK!
The Brick house from the three little pigs (sort of) . Once upon a time,
It was a beautiful day in the countryside. So beautiful in fact that it attracted the 3 most dedicated Moc Olympic judges away from grading the results of round 2, and forced them out into the open. Once they had left their collective basements they stumbled across a mysterious pathway and decided to see where it led.
They walked and walked for about an hour until they happened across a brick house in the countryside. They scoffed at its shoddy construction, and suggested ways that it could be improved.
"Whoever built this house needs to retake geometry."
"This house is more lopsided than Kelso's mother."
"I bet you I could blow this thing over with a good, solid, well placed fart."
So they decided to try and play the part of the BIG BAD WOLF, only this time they would "Twist and list and fart that brick house over"
And so, judge El Barto bent over and aimed his deadly bum cannon at the house
Yet it did not fall over, and El Barto was so embarrassed that he ran away.
Dave Kaleta decided it was his turn to enter this contest
He twisted and he listed, yet all he managed to do was crap himself
The house was still standing. Dave was so ashamed that he ran back home sobbing.
Judge Phipson decided that enough was enough. He was going to be the one to fart this house into oblivion. So he scrunched up his face, took off his glasses, and after unleashed the fart of his life.
Yet it still was not enough, and Judge Phipson ran home sobbing
George G heard the boom generated from phipson's ginormous fart and decided that it would be his turn to try and knock over the building
Yet he too was not successful.
The brick house took 4 earth shattering farts that day, and yet it still stands. Brick truly is the best material to make a house out of
Front top view
There is a mechanism that when twisted makes a farting like sound. See the video below
Link to the video showing the play features
George G's entry
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Thanks for reading!!
I hope that you all understand I was just smacking around a bit in this entry, no hard feelings either way to the judges and/ or George G. I hope I haven't offended anyone, but stranger things have happened.
Good luck to all and all to good luck!