MOCmurder! . Finally getting around to this! .
There once was a little boy named Owen S, he loved to take walks in dark allies.
Little did Owen know, he was being followed.
Now my listener, you might say "But Ru, why was poor little Owen being followed?"
And Ru replies, my dear child, Owen had made someone very mad.
Who, you say?
Who did Owen make mad?
I shall tell you, Fidel Castro.
Who is Fidel Castro, some of the ignorant younglings may ask?
A Cuban, is my cryptic reply.
One of these guys?
No, no, no. Those guys were exactly why Mr Castro was mad!
You see, Owen was the maker of those little square blokes, and he named them Cubans, cause of their shape.
Now you see, good 'ol Fidel was a REAL Cuban, From CUBA!
And he didn't like Owen using his nationality on those little buggers, so he wanted him DEAD!
So Mr Castro hired the famous "El Oswaldo" to kill poor little Owen.
Here comes Oswaldo now, sneaking up behind Owen.
Here he comes!
Watch your backs my dears...