The Wookiee Chronicles - Season 1 - Part 2 . Built July 2012. . Welcome! If you haven't seen/read part 1 of this epic tale, here's a link:
The Wookiee Chronicles - Season 1 - Part 1
Corresponding dialogue will be beneath each photo. Certain parts of the story convey Chewbacca's thoughts through English. Please don't be confused. :)
Parts of this episode have been censored due to objectionable content.
Please enjoy the show...
"For years we've hidden the truth from the World. We've taken the utmost care to destroy any evidence. Yet, for the first time, the most crucial piece of evidence, a living being, has not been located. We must not take this lightly..." - Chief of California Extraterrestrial Management, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Captain: Sir, there's no sign of life within or around the ship.
Arnold: Do you haav anything elze to tell me?
Captain: Well sir, ummmm, uhhh... ...We haven't found a body, so the pilot must have ran away... and we know he wasn't severely injured since there's no sign of blood, green, blue, red or otherwise, within a mile radius of the ship... ...sir.
Soldier: Sir, I've been analyzing this steaming tube on top of this ship. It appears to be some sort of massive coilgun... ...and it's overheating.
Captain: Get down from there and lock down the immediate area until we can get that gun under control!
Soldier: Yes, sir!
Soldier: Sir, Sergeant Baird also found some sort of energy gun on the bottom of the ship. It appears that the alien that we're dealing with is armed and dangerous!
Arnold: Then ve must consider zee alien as an armed fugitive vith a mark un its head! Captain, call all zee units in Calvornia, Nevada, und Arvizona und get them searching fur zee monster!!
Don: So Chewy, what'd you think of that Batman Burger at the food stand?
Chewy: Urgh, yar yar yar!
Don: Oh man, that's great. Glad you enjoyed it.
Don: Chewy, So I wa-
Kaleta: I AM ROBIN!!!
Don: What th-
Kelso: MAKE WAY FOR KELSO THE KING!!
Kelso: Oooh, LEGO's finally making a big CIS ship! But why didn't they make it the Invisible Hand?
Kaleta: I AM ROBIN!!
Guard: *sssssk* All units, please be advised, we have a code KKK. I repeat, we have Kelso, Kaleta, and Kat.
Chief Guard: *sssk* Roger that. Sending 5 units to assist.
Guard: *sssk* Oh, I'm gonna need more than that.
Chief Guard: *ssk* Why?
Guard: *ssssk* Kaleta thinks he's Robin, not Batman.
Chief Guard: *ssk* OH. Sending 45 additional units...
Guard: Hey, come back here you Mockers!!
Kat: Actually, it's MOCers.
Guard: Get back here!! I have a few citations to give you!!
Kaleta: I AM ROBIN!
George Lucas: Hehehehe. Now that the security guard is occupied, I can show the World that Star Wars will remain as the #1 space epic!
Chewy: Ur yargh, grugh?
Don: Why is their skin yellow? Well, they have a very serious disease called LEGO...
Don: What? Oh yeah, here comes a platoon of Stormtroopers!
Chewy: Grrrrrrr... ...ARGHHHH!!
Vader: Hey, ugh, get off of me you jerk!
Stormtrooper: Yeah! Get off of her!
Stormtrooper: Ugh, I think I have a concussion.
Don: Listen, we are sooo sorry. If there's anything I can d-
Vader: Jerks!! SECURITY!
Guard: Um, sorry. I kinda have my hands full right now...
Kelso: Whoops! Almost forgot my ship!
LEGO employee: Hey, that's not yours!
Don: Phew, that was close! Man, what got into you Chewy?
Kevin: Hey, aren't you Don Rolo? I talked to you on the phone a few days ago about going to the Comic Con together, but I missed the Amtrak.
Don: Wait, so if your Kevin, then who's this guy tha-
Kevin: He's running away!
Kevin: That was weird.
Don: I think I have a few questions that need to be answered.
Kevin: Where are we going? I just got here.
Don: Back to Northern California.
To be continued...
Truthfully, I didn't even know that the SDCC was going on right now until about 2 or 3 three days into building this. So, perfect timing! :)
I know that the LEGO booth is way bigger, but for the sake of this build, I just made it fairly small.
Of course I'm forking over big money for an azure Operator Helmet!
Lucas: Um, I can explain...
Master Chief: You don't have to. That spray pain tells me enough. Let's just go over here...
The Halo 4 symbol.
When I was working at the fan booth at Star Wars Days 2012 at LEGOLAND California, there was this really funny (because he didn't sound anything like Yoda) ventriloquist who carried around a Yoda puppet. I thought: "If he was at Star Wars Days, then he must be going to the Comic Con."
The SDCC logo. See if you can figure out how I did the eyebrow.
Feedback is appreciated as I would like to know what you like/dislike about the episodes so that I can keep that in mind while working on the next one! Thanks!