Global Warming . by far the most terrifying vig you will ever see . Moc o' the Day 12/4/09
Moc o' the Day 11/4/12... C'mon Sean give some of my better creations some love! Everyone has seen this and my Halo guns a million times.
DISCLAIMER: This page is written with satirical intent, meaning you can't take it too seriously. Please be a good sport and not hassle, affront or bug me concerning my Global Warming opinion. If you don't like this page, you can always navigate to another (check out my mini mechs!). Also, notice how I never reveal my beliefs about whether global warming is real or fake. So you can't jump down my throat about that. Play on, and thanks for visiting.
Edited once AGAIN on 9/18/08 because I need to remove even more of my Global Warming stance to keep you goons off my back. Dammit, this is getting out of hand.
Al Gore figured out that if he claimed Global Warming was killing Polar Bears, it would attract much more attention and "Save the Bears" groups. This vig depicts a Polar Bear trapped on a shrinking iceberg. Why it doesn't just swim off is beyond me.
Fortunately, Global Warming is a good thing, because if it is real it means it won't be so damn cold in the winter, my house will become beachfront property and that Al Gore will be worrying about Global Warming and not making up new laws about wearing helmets when jogging or banning cool stuff like guns and sex or whatever those political guys do.
Bears suck. Nothing would please me more than in all the polar bears in the world died by drowning or whatever. They kill people, raid my younger brother's tent while he's camping, and literally devour the fiberglass off of sailboats. To quote my older brother Geoffrey,
"Global Warming is good because if Al Gore is right, it will kill Polar Bears. I hate bears. Seriously, they're some of the most useless creatures on earth, along with mosquitos and red ants. While a mosquito will only give you malaria and kill you, a bear will maul you, kill you, and then, to add insult to injury, go through your backpack/tent looking for food. Even Wall Street knows bears are bad. And to top it all off, we all know what Stephen Colbert thinks about these man- eating mammals." [src]
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